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How to drive a female teacher crazy
I had been a teacher for 17 years. Many of my students think it’s easy to drive a female teacher crazy. They have a lot of ideas that I’d like to share them with you.
First, when you meet the female teacher in the morning, you should tell her that her clothes make her looked like older or fatter than usual. If her clothes are really very beautiful, you should tell her that you have seen other people wearing the same clothes ten times today. If you do it, I’m sure you are beginning to drive your teacher crazy.
Next, enter the classroom at least five minutes late and say hello loudly or make faces to your classmates. Make a lot of noise when you sit down and take out your books and stationery; try your best to attract the attention. Don’t listen if the teacher asks you to be quite; when she does ask, you can talk with her about the weather, the meaning of life or the effect of marriage. At this time I think she must be crazy.
Then, interrupt her as more as possible. You should ask “why?” all the time and exclaim “really? I never know that!” When she explains to you, you should ask her to repeat every sentence twice and swear in.
In addition, ask to go to the washroom during the class and act very nervous if she doesn’t let you go; if she allows you go, ask a classmate to accompany you.
Finally, look at your watch as often as possible at least five minutes before the end of class, tidy up your schoolbag and stare at the door.
You can even ask the teacher if she is tired implying the class she is teaching is very boring. If she tells you she is really tired only because of you, congratulations, you have gained your ends.
Do you think it’s very simple to drive a female teacher crazy after you have read this article? Just do it! It’s so funny and the school will never be boring. You can find other ways by yourself and you can know how smart and creative a student you are!